From Ronald Reagan’s joke book
Posted by Mike on December 11th, 2003President Reagan used to tell this joke:
A Soviet citizen stands in line for three days to requisition a car. On the fourth day he reaches the counter. At last he concludes his transaction.
“Congratulations, comrade!” says the Soviet official. “Your automobile will be delivered to you on the fifth of March in the year 2005.”
“Morning or [...]