“Hello, is this here the sheriff’s office?”
“Yes. What can I do for you?”
“I’m callin’ to report my neighbor, Virgil Smith. He’s drillin’ holes in his farwood and hiding marijuana inside!”
“Thank you very much for the call, sir”.
The next day, the sheriff & his deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood [...]
Your results:You are Geordi LaForge
Geordi LaForge
70%
Jean-Luc Picard
60%
An Expendable Character (Redshirt)
55%
Will Riker
55%
Chekov
50%
Worf
50%
Deanna Troi
50%
Mr. Scott
50%
Data
48%
Beverly Crusher
45%
James T. Kirk (Captain)
40%
Leonard McCoy (Bones)
35%
Spock
34%
Uhura
25%
Mr. Sulu
15%
You work well with others and often fix problems quickly. Your romantic relationships are often bungled.
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Here’s a link for my Canadian friends, worth1000.com is having a“What if Canadians Ruled the World” photochop contest. Here’s an example:
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I was watching the olympics’ opening ceremonies earlier, and while I understand the need for commentators to explain certain aspects of the opening ceremony I think Bob Costas needs to learn when to shut the fuck up.
Example:
“And now some 28 acrobats, while obviously dressed in white, will perform on this vertical structure, and eventually they [...]
Novell has developed Xgl, an OpenGL based compositing system and window manager for X Windows. Check out the videos. This brings to linux some GUI features that Mac OS X has had for a few years, and Vista will be bringing to Windows towards the end of the year.
I particularly like their implementation of virtual [...]